There exists a law, not written down anywhere but inborn in our hearts; a law which comes to us not by training or custom or reading but by derivation and absorption and adoption from nature itself; a law which has come to us not from theory but from practice, not by instruction but by natural intuition. I refer to the law which lays it down that, if our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right.
—- Marcus Tullius Cicero
This is the gag that I've been doing at the end of my show- it's different every time because I'm working it with local guys. But these guys had to be the best so far- with no rehearsal they pulled off the "heckling barbershoppers" routine. And their singing was great too. Have a look.
“Ensconced in ‘The Big Blue Beast’”
A derrière destroying ride from Idaho falls ID, 366 miles in just under 5 hours, of seat time,
The same ride on Thursday was 8 hours of seat time because of the rain.
We both put in earplugs, because the scoot ‘roars’ at 80mph, which was the posted speed for 75% of the ride. My ears are ringing anyway.
At a one stop, a woman said to @The_CINC ;
“I can’t believe you are wearing all that leather in this heat! I can’t even wear jeans!”
My loves response?
“You dress for the ‘slide’ not the ride!”
She’s doing much better today, but she is going to schedule an appointment with a gastroenterologist for when we get to Atlanta. She’s even considering canceling all of our stops and just going straight to Atlanta.
By the way, I would recommend @tomshillue ‘s live performance for a good date night out.
Would I ride 1154 miles to see him again?
No, no I wouldn’t…
🤣😂🤣😂😂
Tomorrow we finish final preparations and take this show on the road Wednesday.
Tom Shillue is on "Outnumbered" today (Mon - Labor Day)
Is it just me or did they overdo his makeup and he looks a little bit too orange?
Of course it could be that Tom or Fox News is reacting to Greg G always saying he looks too "white"...or maybe Tom is getting ready to start doing impersonations of President Trump?
(Don't worry, Tom, as Joe Blue House still loves you.....) - Michael