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“Day 29, 30, 31”

Of the 2026 Cavalcade

4873 miles

We left Eastland TX around 10:30 or so. We’d only 178 miles to our next stop.
We arrived around 14:00, @KevinProudTexan said he could hear us coming. He’d offered his lovely ‘Lake House’ as an interlude from the ride. He graciously let us stay two nights. Which allowed us to ‘recharge’ before the final 770 miles to GA. The first night they ( Kevin and his wife Kim) made Fajitas. The second night we four went to a local barbecue joint, my darling bride and I picked up the bill. It was the least we could do.
The next morning we were up bright and early. Had our coffee and said our goodbyes.

We’d barely gone a mile when I received a phone call.
I couldn’t tell whom it was from, and I couldn’t answer it, because I was doing 60mph on a motorcycle.
So I let it go to voice mail.
Another call, this time I could see it was from Kevin, whom we’d just left. I pulled off the road, and attempted to answer.
I wear leather gloves, ear plugs, and my goggles are shaded and mirrored so it’s hard to see the phone screen or to hear it.
It’s ‘mounted’ in the middle of my faring, because I use the maps feature for navigation.
It was Kevin.
I’d forgotten two things at his house.
The bandana I wear to keep my neck from chafing.
And my .45ACP.
Whoops…
We went right back, retrieved them, and got back on the road.

It was beautiful weather for a ride. Not too hot, not too cold, and sunny.
391 miles, our longest day on the trip.
We rolled through the remainder of Texas, crossed Louisiana, the mighty Mississippi River, and entered the state of Mississippi.
After we arrived we both noticed our ears were ringing.
It was my fault.
We wear earplugs because the ‘new’ engine and pipes can be loud.
Especially when I ‘get down on it’.
Which I did yesterday.
Because I was pissed off at a ‘cage’.
We were already in Mississippi, when 3 cars were coming onto the interstate via an entrance ramp.
I switched from the right to the left lanes to give them space.
They all three merged onto the right lane. I was just to their left. Between car #2 and car #3.
Car #2 then decided change lanes to my lane. His rear bumper was less than a foot from my front tire.
At 65-70mph.
Motherfucker.
I was not happy.
The driver waved as if to say ‘My Bad’.
Uh-huh
Once we cleared the other two vehicles, I switched lanes back to the right lane.
And ‘rolled back the throttle’.
Even with the little camper, I shot from 68-90mph like a rocket.
I roared up next to the vehicle, and with my left hand, using ‘sign language’, let the driver know my displeasure. It may not have had any effect on the driver, but it made me feel better.
Not one of my better moments.
Like I’ve said, my Stoicism is a work in progress.

We rolled into the hotel parking lot around 17:00.
We took showers and had a ‘bed picnic’ as we were too tired to bother going to supper.

Today we ride the last 376 miles and will be at the Big Blue Beast tonight.
We’ve crossed the continent 4 times this year.
Twice with The Dude, and the Big Blue Beast.
Once by airplane, and once by motorcycle.

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“GROK”

Is my co-pilot…

I’ve used SI several times on this Cavalcade.
Once for a detailed weather report between to locations and along our root. GROK suggested we wait until the next day.
Which we did.
I’ve also given it Two points and the route between, asked it to find a hotel at roughly the halfway point.
Works like a charm.

Here’s the latest.

“I’m riding a motorcycle from Corsicana TX to Acworth GA, find a hotel close to the halfway point.”

GROK;

Jackson / Pearl, Mississippi is the practical halfway point on the drive from Corsicana, TX to Acworth, GA.
The full route is roughly 760–770 miles (mostly via I-20), so the midpoint falls right around Jackson, MS—about 390–400 miles from Corsicana (roughly 6–6.5 hours of riding).
Pearl (just east of Jackson, right on I-20) is especially convenient for an overnight motorcycle stop: easy interstate access, plenty of surface parking, and hotel clusters near exits.
Here are solid nearby options with free parking and good interstate ...

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October 20, 2026

“Making like”

A baby, and heading out.
The most excellent @KevinProudTexan and his ever lovely wife Kim have been the most gracious hosts. The short hiatus from the ride they gifted us, recharged our batteries for the next two days.
We’ve swapped enough ‘stories’, that it seems as if we’ve known each other for years.
We then went to supper last night at a little local ‘hole in the wall’ that had excellent barbecue.

It’s now time for the final push to The Big Blue Beast, in GA.
I’ve consulted GROK and the weather will be in the ‘70s with no rain expected today or tomorrow.
We’ve almost 13 hours of seat time over the next two days to get there. We will do the longest segment today, 391 miles. Our longest segment of the entire ride.
While 6 hour rides in a ‘cage’ (automobile) isn’t too taxing, on a scooter, it can be exhausting. Especially at our ages. Your ass in general and hips in particular take a beating. I usually start popping Advil Dual (Acetaminophen and ...

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