A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
@tomshillue
Hey Tom 😘 I haven’t posted here in a while and should have. Things here are better as time passes and I really look forward to the show in Clarksville TN in September. Sure hope we can run into each other there 🙂 getting used to being a widow has been a journey I wasn’t ready for but friends have been there and I have continued on, better every day. Having God in my life was crucial. He knows what He’s doing. He knows what I need, and Faith has kept me upright. So one foot in front of the other and onward. I pray y’all are well and happy on your end 💕
“Translation“
Of Bad Bunny’s song he sang at the superbowl halftime show…
According to GROK
Here is the English translation of the lyrics to “Safaera” by Bad Bunny featuring Jowell & Randy and Ñengo Flow (from the album YHLQMDLG). This track is known for its highly explicit, party-focused, and sexually graphic content, with frequent beat switches and reggaeton references. The translation is based on widely accepted versions (primarily from Genius English Translations, cross-checked with other sources).
Note: The lyrics contain very strong explicit language, sexual references, and vulgarity — this is one of the most NSFW reggaeton tracks out there. “Safaera” itself is Puerto Rican slang roughly meaning “debauchery,” “filthiness,” or “wild/promiscuous mess.”
[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell] Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla Ey, yo’, yo’, yo’ Yo’, yo’, yo’, yo’, yah Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow) Lalalalalalala (Blow) Lalalalalalala (Blow, ...
