A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
Great job hosting last night. Always happy to see you in the big chair 🤗 and looking forward to running into you somehow in September in Clarksville TN at the show there. 🥳😜
“Coup d’etat”
Supposedly, XI avoided a coup by hours before purging the military leadership.
“Coup d’état (often shortened to coup) is a French term that literally translates to “stroke of state” or “blow to the state” (from coup meaning “strike” or “blow,” and d’état meaning “of state”).
It refers to the sudden, illegal, and usually violent seizure of a government’s power by a small group of people—most often elements within the military, security forces, or political elites—aiming to overthrow the existing leadership or government.”
