A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
“Use it, or lose it”
The demonrats are having vapors over the DOW spending money at the end of the budget year on steak and lobster.
If you get $100 million in your yearly budget, and you only spend $95 million of it. You will lose the excess $5 million. It won’t be used to pay down the debt, it won’t be ‘saved’, it will be given to another agency. The next budget year, you will get $5 million less. Therefore, everyone runs around trying to spend all of the money at the end of the fiscal year.
Here is a story about spending excess DOW money.
MBB, retired from the US Navy as a Captain (O-6).
When he was a Lt Commander (maybe Commander), he was given the command of the EOD unit, Barbers Point HI. This shop was responsible for all torpedoes, and Tomahawk missiles used by the Pacific Fleet.
As part of his command takeover, he had to inspect and inventory everything. While doing this, he came upon a locked warehouse. It was at least 200x100 feet, with a 50 foot ceiling. Once he was able to find...
“Should I be offended?”
We finally got a morning walk in today. Prior to the bad weather here lately we did it every day. We usually walk everyday in Montana.
This morning, an older gentleman stopped me to ask;
“Are you ‘The Dancing Trucker’?”
“No”
“He’s got some moves! You should look him up!”
So I did.
I’m not sure if I should be offended or not.😉🤣😂🤣😂
