A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
sometimes I upload and it gives me a message that the video is "processing" but it never fully does! So anyway this one is from March 2nd
Also- I'm making the announcement before Michael does- I'll be on Jesse W Primetime tonight with CHARLIE guest hosting. so that probably means 8:50 or so. I guarantee we will be discussing the Oscars and other HOLLYWEIRD issues
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
Shillue was great on "Gutfeld!" Thursday night, although I think I prefer his old outfit with the Polo plaid ties to his new "Yacht Mannequin" clothes.
“Cowboy Church”
We recently started watching the series ‘Yellowstone’. I had avoided it because I found Kevin Costner’s gravely voice affectation annoying.
My beautiful bride cajoled me into watching the prequels 1883, and 1923 first. Now we are on the second season of ‘Yellowstone’.
The reason I’ve added this preamble to the following story that I’ve related before, is that it takes place in ‘Paradise Valley’. The local town is Emigrant MT. The location of the Dutton ranch in the ‘Yellowstone’ series. In fact, we went to a ‘Rocky Mountain Oyster’ festival at the saloon in ‘Downtown’ Emigrant MT.
The ‘Cowboy Church’ we attended was held at ‘Cowboy Mike’s’ Ranch.
His ranch house consisted of a barn, with an Apartment where the hayloft would be located. Unfortunately, it was all destroyed a year later in the bad floods from the Yellowstone River.
We were invited to ‘Cowboy Church’ during one of our first visits to Montana.
‘Cowboy Church’ involves the ...
