A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
sometimes I upload and it gives me a message that the video is "processing" but it never fully does! So anyway this one is from March 2nd
Also- I'm making the announcement before Michael does- I'll be on Jesse W Primetime tonight with CHARLIE guest hosting. so that probably means 8:50 or so. I guarantee we will be discussing the Oscars and other HOLLYWEIRD issues
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
So Tom ( @tomshillue ) I’ve tried to buy tickets for your after show April 11, can’t find a place to buy them, will they be available at the venue?
Do you have a link?
Ticketmaster is trying to have me buy more Gutfeld! Tickets.
“The gods hate hubris”
I was a handsome young policeman of 23. I had just graduated at the top of my class at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC)in Glynnco GA. While there, I had been selected to return for ‘Crowd Control’ training. A ‘Train the Trainer’ program.
I thought I was a bad ass…
Oh yeah ::sniff:: they liked me front and center when that new News 24 hour cycle thing that was invented by a cable channel called ‘CNN’ started, especially when they were around the Pentagon…
On the east side of The Pentagon is a Metro Bus platform. It is a hub Station for Arlington county, and there is also Metro Rail ‘Orange’ line station under the parking lot.
We received a call ‘Man with a Knife on the bus platform’…
I hit my lights and hauled ass to the Bus platform…
I whipped my cruiser up diagonally, blocking the platform exit, lights flashing.
Yeah it was ‘textbook’.
It was also the beginning of rush hour in DC.
The platform was packed, buses everywhere. Hundreds if not thousands of ...
