A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
I was called in last-minute and then I noticed on Facebook that Michael Loftus said his flight to NYC was canceled- so now I know why!
Heading home on the train. Good show I’d say- felt fun from the panel.
“Supper with”
‘Old Friends’. Well, at least for several years.
@RG-Terp and her beau ‘The Commodore’ met my lovely bride and I for dinner at a local Barbecue joint.
Unbeknownst to us, it was ‘Santa’ night.
We arrived before ‘The Fatman’, and the few children already present followed me with their eyes. They of course couldn’t help but stare as we sat at our table.
The Christmas Elf himself stopped by our table and requested we stop by his ‘Chair’ on our way out for a few pictures.
We of course obliged
Pictures:
Our group (LtoR; a bum off of the street, my lovely bride @The_CINC , @RG-Terp , and The Commodore)
Our group with Mr. Kringle
The ‘Claus’ and Me
