A left-handed compliment
We’ve been trying to walk every day since the weather broke.
We’ve walked every day this month, and today we walked a total of 4.5 miles.
I had to do something, my fat ass creeped up to 260 again
Fortunately we found a dog park, off an improved walking path, in which to park
The first time we walked this path we parked in a shopping center at one end. Evidently the shopping Centre doesn’t appreciate that and issued me a $55.00 ticket.
Not a real citation, one from the company that manages the parking. I could get towed or booted if I park on one of their properties again, if I don’t pay.
Yeah…
Right…
They don’t make a ‘Denver Boot’ that big, and you’d need a tractor trailer to tow the Dude. Not that I’ll use any of your lots again purposely.
Yesterday, as we returned to dog park from our walk, I hit the men’s room.
On my way back to the where the truck was parked, I walked by a group of 7-8 city or county maintenance men. Thier white work trucks with the seal, backed in, parked in a row. They appeared to be just finishing the loading up of tools and were bullshiting, when one noticed me.
He turned to the other gentleman and said
“That’s what I’m going to look like when I get ‘old’!”
I must be getting soft.
There was a time when I would have quipped
“Who you calling old motherfucker?!?”
I find this woman’s response to be ridiculous enough to dismiss but interesting enough to discuss
Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:
“Greetings”
‘From Florida’
Today, we are packing up to spend a month in an ‘Air B&B’ down near St Pete, and the ‘Prodigal’. We make like a baby and ‘Head out’ tomorrow.
We will be sharing the house with @The_CINC ‘s parents ‘The CSM and Graham’.
We were originally going to ride the scoot down, but my love wimped out because it will be in the 20’s tomorrow.
We are ‘hard core’!
I guess not, but I will be loading the scoot on a ‘U-Haul’ toy hauler trailer. We are taking it down so we can ride it in the warm weather.
Tom Shillue's book "Mean Dads...." got a nice plug on "The Five" in the "One More Thing" segment from Dana Perino & Greg Gutfeld.
