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Do you know comedian Tom Shillue? (the Gutfeld guy) This is kind of his private club, for the public. Come on in and hang out.
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November 28, 2024

I need some assistance.

I believe that the saying;
“Onto every parade, some rain must fall.”
Was created ‘whole cloth’, by me.
I’ve attempted to look it up, and all I can find is Longfellow’s
Rainy Day:

“Be still, sad heart! and cease repining;
Behind the clouds is the sun still shining;
Thy fate is the common fate of all,
Into each life some rain must fall,
Some days must be dark and dreary.”

I also have found the phrase ‘Rain on your parade’.

My lovely bride claims she has heard it before. It’s just too pithy to be my creation…🤨

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Some iphone video from thw trip to MA

Traveling Gutfeld style

00:02:58
Just realized this tour video never posted

sometimes I upload and it gives me a message that the video is "processing" but it never fully does! So anyway this one is from March 2nd

Also- I'm making the announcement before Michael does- I'll be on Jesse W Primetime tonight with CHARLIE guest hosting. so that probably means 8:50 or so. I guarantee we will be discussing the Oscars and other HOLLYWEIRD issues

00:02:58
Trying my New Camera

What is this thing? It's called DJI Osmo Pocket- don't judge this now because obviously I'm using it before I read the manual. Kat's husband Cam had one and I liked it so I went and bought one. Shows you how impressionable I am.

00:03:19
The Podcasting Continues!

How to be Special: with Jim Florentine on the HTBTS Podcast

The Podcasting Continues!
November 01, 2021
The Story from Memphis

Thank you for reminding me. I wanted to talk about our post-show hangout in Memphis and here it is:

The Story from Memphis
February 15, 2021
Saturday Night Drive with Tom

This is just me talking while driving, on my way home Saturday Night.

Saturday Night Drive with Tom
This post means…

Yes, im guest hosting tonight. And its done! Just finished the early taping and im on my way home.

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11 hours ago

“The gods hate hubris”

I was a handsome young policeman of 23. I had just graduated at the top of my class at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC)in Glynnco GA. While there, I had been selected to return for ‘Crowd Control’ training. A ‘Train the Trainer’ program.

I thought I was a bad ass…
Oh yeah ::sniff:: they liked me front and center when that new News 24 hour cycle thing that was invented by a cable channel called ‘CNN’ started, especially when they were around the Pentagon…

On the east side of The Pentagon is a Metro Bus platform. It is a hub Station for Arlington county, and there is also Metro Rail ‘Orange’ line station under the parking lot.

We received a call ‘Man with a Knife on the bus platform’…
I hit my lights and hauled ass to the Bus platform…
I whipped my cruiser up diagonally, blocking the platform exit, lights flashing.
Yeah it was ‘textbook’.
It was also the beginning of rush hour in DC.
The platform was packed, buses everywhere. Hundreds if not thousands of ...

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April 02, 2026

“But, Butt Doc!”

My ever lovely wife and I had our colonoscopies performed by a local doctor here in GA.

Unfortunately for him, he sometime in the past, sold his practice to a conglomerate named ‘United Digestive’.

Why do I say ‘unfortunately’? Because we now need to find a new physician for any future ‘digestive’ testing, or care.

The care and work of the physician was just fine

It’s the billing we have issues with.

They over charged my wife by approximately $319.00, normally, they would just refund the amount to the credit card, or sometimes they send a check.

No, no they didn’t.

They sent her an email with a link to an ‘electronic gift card’ that had been loaded with the $319.00.

All she had to do was follow the link and download the card.

It’s accepted everywhere!

No, she did not.

Following the link and accepting the card would constitute a refund.

Therefore my beautiful bride spent an hour on the phone attempting to get a human that could refund OUR money to the card ‘THEY ...

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