Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling never forgets a joke- he remembers every one he's ever heard since he was 8 years old. Head writer of The Howrd Stern Show for 15 years- he has a new movie out "Joke Man" Let's talk about it!
I did this live but there was an annoying delay- I've cleaned it all up and it is now very listenable. Enjoy it again for the first time!
You get to have a preview of the monologue . I’m just here in my office rehearsing.
Big’un, Movie Star?
Yes, I was in a major motion picture.
Staring, Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman, and Sean Young.
“No Way Out”
You may watch the movie and never know I’m in it.
Then again, I’m the only one that knows I’m in it.
I was sent to babysit a film crew taking external shots of The Pentagon.
The Pentagon’s five main entrances on each side are named for their locations.
South Parking, North Parking, The River (faces the Potomac) The Mall (faces the US Mall in DC), and The Heliport (I’m not sure if it’s been renamed after 9/11).
The Mall Entrance is where they were to be filming. Only SES (Senior Executive Service) and other dignitaries could park in the small lot on that side of the building.
They ran around for 3-4 hours, putting in temporary lights in the old decorative exterior lights that no longer worked.
They were waiting for sundown to get the shot.
The shot they wanted was the stairs, entrance, and lights with the western sky at sunset.
The parking lot was completely empty by the time they ...