Look at this spooky picture I found on my phone . From the Funny Bone in St. Charles, MO. I take the iPhone up on stage with me so I can time my set. It must’ve snapped a picture while I pulled it out of my pocket to put it on the stool. It’s evocative of something- this is not dissimilar to what I see when I’m performing- it’s a little blurrier here in the pic, but with the lights shining on me in the dark room, I see mostly forms and not faces- I have to judge the mood for the show by the sound of the audience.
You get to have a preview of the monologue . I’m just here in my office rehearsing.
Big’un, Movie Star?
Yes, I was in a major motion picture.
Staring, Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman, and Sean Young.
“No Way Out”
You may watch the movie and never know I’m in it.
Then again, I’m the only one that knows I’m in it.
I was sent to babysit a film crew taking external shots of The Pentagon.
The Pentagon’s five main entrances on each side are named for their locations.
South Parking, North Parking, The River (faces the Potomac) The Mall (faces the US Mall in DC), and The Heliport (I’m not sure if it’s been renamed after 9/11).
The Mall Entrance is where they were to be filming. Only SES (Senior Executive Service) and other dignitaries could park in the small lot on that side of the building.
They ran around for 3-4 hours, putting in temporary lights in the old decorative exterior lights that no longer worked.
They were waiting for sundown to get the shot.
The shot they wanted was the stairs, entrance, and lights with the western sky at sunset.
The parking lot was completely empty by the time they ...